You probably think I’m making this up…

…but I’m totally not. This conversation actually happened.


*looks up, definitely startled*

“What do I keep telling you?!!”

“….one thing at a time.”

“No, the other thing.”

“…be nicely.”

“No, the other thing.”

“… … …I gotta calm down”

“No, damnit Madeline, about the table”

“…I don’t know.” *shrugs*

“We don’t eat the table, Madeline. I just said it. We don’t eat the table.”

“But I’m so HUNGRY” *wails in anguish*

“You have a bowl of cereal right in front of you. Cereal you asked for. Eat it.”

“But I’m hungry for the table!!!”

*mom bangs head on table repeatedly*

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