…but I’m totally not. This conversation actually happened.
“MADELINE!!!”
*looks up, definitely startled*
“What do I keep telling you?!!”
“….one thing at a time.”
“No, the other thing.”
“…be nicely.”
“No, the other thing.”
“… … …I gotta calm down”
“No, damnit Madeline, about the table”
“…I don’t know.” *shrugs*
“We don’t eat the table, Madeline. I just said it. We don’t eat the table.”
“But I’m so HUNGRY” *wails in anguish*
“You have a bowl of cereal right in front of you. Cereal you asked for. Eat it.”
“But I’m hungry for the table!!!”
*mom bangs head on table repeatedly*
