Behold, all ye readers, a masterpiece of epic proportions. We have been flummoxed by this behemoth for nigh on 2 years, but it is finished! And, once completed, it was immediately fortified with multiple laminations of the strongest adhesive. Set your eyes upon this paragon of puzzle perfection.
“But Dad, that wouldn’t fit in our yard!”
“It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.”